Facelift

She lives right next door too you. In that house…third to last one to be exact…on the corner of Scraggy Street. She has two kids…and one husband..but he left her last year. She loved him. Wait…she loves him..because she is still with him. He left her…but she stayed with him. Everyone knows Mrs. Jagged. Why don’t you?
Mrs. Jagged is such a beautiful woman. And her house…just amazing. I asked her for some advice the other day on how I can make my house look like that…she said I could have it…its about to go on sale.
Mrs. Jagged…you sure you don’t know her? BEAUTIFUL woman… She is friends with Mrs. Faith. She doesn’t hang out with her anymore though…she got tired of having her around. WOW…Mrs. Jagged you don’t know her? But you were friends with her? Friends with her for years? Weren’t you?I knew Mrs. Jagged but she died. It hasn’t been long, her body is still warm, but I had to kill her. Last night…I walked to her house, third one on the corner of scraggy street and fixed her all right. Shot her dead cold. I was tired of having her walk around with those broke edges. Seeing her with that man she loved but he was no good for her. I was tired of her pretending. So I shot her dead.